The Human Condition

I hate you all. Mainly because I feel sick.

YUMMY IS NOT IN MY TUMMY.

Here, have my English homework.

The human condition basically covers the entire experience of being human. It branches out into five main categories: desires, needs, emotional/psychological responses, “checks & balances” (the good and the bad), and most importantly, the life stages and their associated experiences. These life/stages are: birth, childhood, education, adolescence, love, aging, and death. They are universal. The human condition basically describes everything.

Translation of the above:

The human condition is a small piece of faecal matter that is lost in space time. It is EVERYTHING and nothing at the same time. It is basically, what makes up a human being's life story. And it does not deserve an English assessment.

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